Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
oh god the rape fog is back!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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