how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
