WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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