There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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