Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My ass is underappreciated
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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