Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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