she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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