You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
