it hurts more in the daytime
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
bring money and cleavage
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
And then he peed in my hair
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