Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you told grandpa to call you daddy
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Randomize
