There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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