Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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