I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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