Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We talked him into tasing himself.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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