I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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