this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
