Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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