Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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