Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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