New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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