Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Even my vagina gasped.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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