I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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