her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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