hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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