If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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