just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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