whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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