just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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