My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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