It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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