He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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