I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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