Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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