grandma shit on top of the toilet
The best revenge is premature balding
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
