i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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