Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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