That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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