Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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