She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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