Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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