Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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