I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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