Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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