Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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