dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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