Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
