He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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