Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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