ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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