Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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